Strength is the capacity to break a Hershey bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of the pieces.

Judith Viorst

Tags: strength chocolate



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If his mother was drowning and I was drowning and he had to choose one of us to save, He says he'd save me.

Judith Viorst

Tags: true-love



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I think I'll move to Australia.

Judith Viorst


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I didn't really notice that he had a funny nose.
And he certainly looked better all dressed up in fancy clothes.
He's not nearly as attractive as he seemed the other night.
So I think I'll just pretend that this glass slipper feels too tight.

Judith Viorst


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I went to sleep with gum in my mouth and now there's gum in my hair and when I got out of bed this morning I tripped on the skateboard and by mistake I dropped my sweater in the sink while the water was running and I could tell it was going to be a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day.

Judith Viorst

Tags: foreboding



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Superstition is foolish, childish, primitive and irrational, but how much does it cost you to knock on wood?

Judith Viorst


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I had it together on Sunday.
By Monday at noon it had cracked.
On Tuesday debris
Was descending on me.
And by Wednesday no part was intact.
On Thursday I picked up some pieces.
On Friday I picked up the rest.
By Saturday, late,
It was almost set straight.
And on Sunday the world was impressed
With how well I had got it together.

Judith Viorst


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Some days are like that. Even in Australia.

Judith Viorst


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It is true love because when he is late for dinner and I know he must be either having an affair or lying dead in the middle of the street, I always hope he’s dead.

Judith Viorst


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