The best Quotes on Earth!

Everything you’re telling me was just a story, and now it’s real.

A leprechaun did not just kill off my car in a hailstorm.

Don’t pinch that guy’s ass. He’s a leprechaun.

Oh, you’re hardly one to talk. Look where ogling a man got you.

Grabbing someone’s ass doesn’t count as capturing them!

She caught you. Therefore she gets your treasure.

You didn’t make her sue you, even if you did punch her at that wedding.

It was never just about the money.

Are you trying to seduce me or trick me?

No one ever said you can’t have world dominance and a little romance too.

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