living with a teenage daughter is like living with the Taliban a mum is not allowed to laugh, sing, dance or wear short skirts
Kathy LetteIf he wants breakfast in bed, tell him to sleep in the kitchen.
Kathy LettePeople who say that money can't buy happiness just don't know where to shop.
Kathy LetteTags: money happiness shop kathy-lette nip-tuck
Как да убиеш съпруга си и други домакински съвети
Kathy LetteI told myself that it took forty-two facial muscles to frown and only four to stretch out my arm and bitch-slap the witch.
Kathy LetteTags: humour
When you've been around as long as me, Lucy, you'll know that there are three types of sex... One - brand-new, kitchen-table sex. Two - bedroom sex. Then number three - hallway sex, when you pass each other in the hallway and say 'Fuck you.'" - Lockie
Kathy LetteTags: sex humour relationships
Love is like a tide. When it's in, everything looks beautiful and inviting. Only when love recedes can you see the debris beneath the surface - the old bottles, the rusty prams, the sewage pipes, the bloated cats and dogs weighted down to drown. The man I had once loved so passionately I now saw as weak, gutted like a fish.
Kathy LetteShow me a woman with both feet planted firmly on the ground - and I'll show you a girl who can't get her knickers off.
Kathy LetteНе можех да повярвам, че толкова дълго съм стояла на ръба на пропастта. Понякога се налага да докоснеш дъното, когато пропадаш в защеметяващата вълна, за да си спомниш пътя нагоре...
Англичаните си мислят, че оптимизмът е очна болест. Ами аз? Аз съм от онези, които винаги избират слънчевата страна на улицата. Открай време тая надежда, че будилникът на Жулиета ще звънне тъкмо навреме, за да я събуди, така че да спре Ромео и да не му позволи да изгълта отровата. Надявам се, Дездемона да каже на Отело да престане с параноята и да го прати на курс по овладяване на гнева. Хамлет ще отиде на психотерапевт, за да преодолее мъката и ще се ожени за Офелия...
I blame Mother Nature two-faced bitch and Father Time bloody bastard .Yep those misogynistic killjoys have cut off my pocket money and left me grounded.With
those two authoritarian heavyweights ganging up what chance does a woman have I aks you
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