Don't leave a message," his voicemail said. "If you do, I might call you back. We could end up communicating, and that would be awkward.

K.D. Sarge

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He had a talent for asking exactly the right questions to lead me to my own answers. Just being near him made things clearer.

K.D. Sarge

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Check and double-check, and never let go of the rope.

K.D. Sarge


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Grab the lube, 'cause you are so going for the Fucking God button.

K.D. Sarge


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Grab the lube, 'cause you are so going for the Fucking God button." (Alan to Lukas, Louder than Sirens, Louder than Bells)

K.D. Sarge


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He's wearing flannel!" Alan yelped. "He's shoving his straight in my face!

K.D. Sarge

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[Non-flammable? Challenge accepted.]
[Alan], I texted, [arson is bad.]
[It's in the spirit of academic inquiry! It's SCIENCE!]
['Science' is not a legal defense.]
[Damn them.]

K.D. Sarge

Tags: louder-than-bells louder-than-sirens love-is-always-write



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[I hear phone sex can work], I sent, [but I kind of doubt text-sex would.]
He sent me a picture shot down his pants. I snickered and sent him a picture of my mouth.
[autehigixuhi

K.D. Sarge

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