Now I have a cat. Well, that's not quite accurate. A cat and I have each other.
Kinky FriedmanTags: feline
The art of writing fiction is to sail as dangerously close to the truth as possible without sinking the ship
Kinky FriedmanIf you're lookin' for a helpin' hand, try the one at the end of your arm.
Kinky FriedmanAlways respect your superiors, if you have any.
Kinky FriedmanNever re-elect anybody
Kinky FriedmanMan's ability to delude himself is infinite.
Kinky FriedmanA fool and his money are soon elected
Kinky FriedmanI'm going to lower the drinking age to eighteen. If you're old enough to die in Iraq, you're old enough to drink.
Kinky FriedmanMost people, of course, spend their lives caring about the wrong things. The worry about South Africa or Nicaragua. They spend so much time finding themselves that they lose their taxicabs. They don't see that what kind of napkin you get at a delicatessen is a matter of much significance in the world today.
That's why they don't get linen
Well, I hate to be the one to take the flyswatter to Tinker Bell, but...
Kinky FriedmanTags: humor
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