I have a theory that as human beings get older, chemicals are released into the brain to prepare us for the end. Sort of like how the nurse lubes your ass up before the anus-cam. It makes the whole thing a lot easier to swallow. Easier, not enjoyable.

Kris D'Agostino

Tags: humor life death sarcasm death-and-dying life-and-living realist

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It is the bane of my existence. One of the banes anyway.

Kris D'Agostino

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For many, it is the wellspring of regret.

Kris D'Agostino

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