It's a night out of time and a time out of place.

Laura Pedersen

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Relationships are so much like the United States - they only really thrive when faced with an external threat.

Laura Pedersen

Tags: politics love usa relationships sarcasm

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Hey there, Hallie, welcome to the next place we need a Deer Crossing sign.'
I didn't know that deers could read.'
They can in Cosgrove County. It's part of the No Deer Left Behind program.

Laura Pedersen

Tags: humor education literacy

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Coincidence is God's way of being anonymous.

Laura Pedersen

Tags: god fate religion coincidence

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Cliff, I'm completely exhausted by your blackness and I mean that in the nicest way possible. Nobody cares!

Laura Pedersen

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