Phoebe doesn't quite believe in fate the way I do. She says you have to chase your destiny, and she always expects life to be like a romantic comedy: all you have to do is dress the part of the heroine, and pretty soon you'll be kissing some hottie while fountains spew and music swells in the background.
Lauren MorrillTags: humor expectations romantic-comedy
I have my own e-reader, but I hardly ever use it. I need to fold down pages and flag passages with sticky notes. I need to experience books, not just read them. I never go anywhere without a book in my bag, and to travel across the ocean, I'd packed more than my fair share.
Lauren MorrillI don't use airplane bathrooms. As a rule. And I really don't like breaking rules. (It's kind of one of my rules.) I mean, if I'm going to plummet to my death, it's not going to be with my pants around my ankles.
Lauren MorrillWhy does everyone think a girl who prefers books to people must be in want of a life? --J
Lauren MorrillTags: reading
There are certain things in life that just suck. Pouring a big bowl of Lucky Charms before realizing the milk is expired, the word 'moist,' falling face-first into the salad bar in front of the entire lacrosse team . . .
Lauren MorrillTags: humor life-sucks
I mean, I am totally not one of those prudes who believe having sex as a teenager is some kind of mortal sin or social death. I don't have a problem with sex. I just don't happen to be having it. And if I were having sex, I certainly wouldn't be getting it on in an airplane bathroom. Who wants to get down and dirty in a place so . . . cramped and dirty?
Lauren MorrillAdd children to the list of things I hate.
Lauren MorrillThere's a difference between preferring books to parties and preferring sixteen cats to seeing the light of day.
Lauren MorrillTags: humor reading introverts
Oh God, unattractive and pompous. A winning combination. My inner control panel is screaming ABORT! ABORT!
Lauren MorrillTags: humor getting-hit-on
All I want, oh dear friend of mine, is for you to go out with someone. Do something, even if it's not the magical, wonderful thing you had in mind. Don't sit around for one more second pining away for some fantasy that might never come along, because it might not even exist.
Lauren MorrillTags: carpe-diem realism great-expectations fantasies yolo
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