Yawn. String-on-a-stick.
Fine. I'll come out and chase it
to make you happy.
Tags: cats
Fine. If you insist.
I'll try Just.One.Nibble. But--
I won't enjoy it.
What do you mean "Ewww"?
How is my tuna breath worse
than peanut butter?
Tags: cats haiku fish-breath
Sorry about the
squishy in your shoe. Must've
been something I ate.
I explained it loud
and clear. What part of "meow"
don't you understand?
Your tummy, soft as
warm dough. I knead and knead, then
bake it with a nap.
Letmeoutletme
outletmeoutletmeout.
Wait--let me back in!
...
Letmeinletme
inletmeinletmein.
Wait--let me back out!
Dogs have hair. Cats, fur.
Dogs whine, yip, howl, bark. Cats purrr.
I say: No contest.
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