One question:do you want to hang ten or BE a ten?"-Massie Block

Lisi Harrison

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EH.MA.GAWD.

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Sorry, No conprendo I don't speak Loser.

Lisi Harrison

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This is a combo between Taco and Burrito, nacho!

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Alicia, do I sell fertilizer?" Massie asked.
"No, why?" Alicia fell for Massie's setup.
"Then why do you think I give a crap?

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Am I a vampire?" Massie asked.
"Huh?" Alicia asked.
"Then why are you keeping me in the dark?

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Those fruity drinks better have a lot of caffeine in them or I'll never make it through World Issues.

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Do you work at the grocery store? Then why are you checking me out?

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IwantedtoshowmyuniformtomymomthismorningsoIwenttogetmytrashbagand-

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I heart that

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