Oxygen was called flammable air for a while, but it didn't catch on.
Mark ForsythPoetry is much more important than the truth, and, if you don't believe that, try using the two methods to get laid.
Mark ForsythWouldst like to con a glimmer with me this early black?’, which he [Cab Calloway] helpfully explains as ‘the proper way to ask a young lady to go to the movies’. It should be noted here, that if the object of your affections replies ‘Kill me’, they are not requesting to be euthanatised and you should not actually murder them. Kill me is merely the Cab Calloway way of saying ‘Show me a good time’ and is the best response you could have hoped for. Jive was rather confusing in this way.
Mark ForsythTags: cab-calloway hepster jive
The problem with the alphabet is that it bears no relation to anything at all, and when words are arranged alphabetically they are uselessly separated. In the OED, for example, aardvarks are 19 volumes away from the zoo, yachts are 18 volumes from the beach, and wine is 17 volumes from the nearest corkscrew.
Mark ForsythTags: dictionary alphabet
So familiar are eggs to us, however, that in the eighteenth century they were referred to as cackling farts, on the basis that chickens cackled all the time and eggs came out of the back of them.
Mark ForsythTags: breakfast eggs chickens farts
Wamblecropt is the most exquisite word in the English language. Say it. Each syllable is intolerably beautiful.
Mark ForsythTags: beauty-of-words
If you are to use Alexander Graham Bell’s product, which is to say the blower, you should, in all courtesy, use it as he would have wished; and Dr Bell insisted that all phone calls should begin with the words ‘Ahoy, ahoy’. Nobody knows why he insisted this – he had no connection to the navy – but insist he did and started every phone call that way. Nobody else did, and it was at the suggestion of his great rival Edison that people took to saying ‘Hello’. This seems unfair.
Mark ForsythTags: telephone alexander-graham-bell
Curiosity may have killed the cat, but it was the sausage-maker who disposed of the body.
Mark ForsythTags: humour
Love is nothing because those who do something for the love of it do it for nothing.
Mark ForsythTags: humor love inspiration humor-inspirational
It is time to buddle (scrub in water) all that is not illutile (unwash-awayable). Baudelaire said that humans were deluded if they thought they could wash away all their spots with vile tears, but Baudelaire was French and therefore knew nothing about hygiene or shower gel.
Mark ForsythTags: humor french baudelaire sarcasm-humor the-horologicon
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