Stop kicking me! I do not want to pee right now!

Martin Leicht

Tags: humor aliens

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If you pull some lame-ass 'I'm your father' bullshit, right now, I'm going to lose it.

Martin Leicht

Tags: humor alien captive

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It's all right, dearheart," Dad assures me. "Folder three, scenario four: going into labor during a high-speed chase with extra-terrestrials.

Martin Leicht

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I fumble for the return tab and quickly type as I continue my way down the catwalk.

Ned help!

Thank you, SmartText, for knowing how pressing my need for Ned is at this very moment.

Martin Leicht

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I am having this baby. And I will share the world with him.

Martin Leicht

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Really, for all the poetry in the world on the subject, when you get right down to it, it's mostly just boom! penis vagina.

Martin Leicht

Tags: humor sex

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