Believe it or not, I was not always as awesome as I am today
Matt KuhnTags: season-1 episode-15-game-night
A lie is just a great story that someone ruined with the truth.
Matt KuhnJesus waited three days to come back to life. It was perfect! If he had only waited one day, a lot of people wouldn't have even heard he died. They'd be all, "Hey Jesus, what up?" and Jesus would probably be like, "What up? I died yesterday!" and they'd be all, "Uh, you look pretty alive to me, dude..." and then Jesus would have to explain how he was resurrected, and how it was a miracle, and the dude'd be like "Uhh okay, whatever you say, bro..." And he's not gonna come back on a Saturday. Everybody's busy, doing chores, workin' the loom, trimmin' the beard, NO. He waited the perfect number of days, three. Plus it's Sunday, so everyone's in church already, and they're all in there like "Oh no, Jesus is dead", and then BAM! He bursts in the back door, runnin' up the aisle, everyone's totally psyched, and FYI, that's when he invented the high five. That's why we wait three days to call a woman, because that's how long Jesus wants us to wait.... True story.
Matt KuhnTags: women relationships jesus
You know what Marshall needs to do. He needs to stop being sad. When I get sad, I stop being sad, and be awesome instead. True story.
Matt KuhnTags: humor inspirational happiness sadness awesomeness
When I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead.
Matt KuhnTags: humor inspirational
Destiny strips at the Melon Patch. They're people Ted, try to keep 'em straight.
Matt KuhnTags: episode-18-karma-barney-stinson season-7
Ted, I believe you and I met for a reason. It's like the universe was saying, "Hey Barney, there's this dude, he's pretty cool, but it is your job to make him awesome
Matt KuhnTags: barney-stinson season-1
It's going to be legen...wait for it...and I hope you're not lactose-intolerant cause the second half of that word is...dairy!
Matt KuhnTags: barney-stinson season-1 episode-3-sweet-taste-of-liberty
Dude.. where's your suit? Just once, when I say "suit up" I wish you'd put on a suit.
Matt KuhnTags: barney-stinson episode-1-pilot season-1
Article 100: "When pulling up to a stoplight, a Bro lowers his window so that all might enjoy his music selection."
Corollary: "If there happens to be a hot chick driving the car next to the Bro, the Bro shall put his sunglasses down to get a better look. If he's not wearing his sunglasses, he will first put them on, then pull down to get a better look.
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