Nice. Wait--- so, does he know? Does he know he's the only person who's ever flipped your pancake?
Meg MaguireTags: romance-novels
All men think they're great kissers. Just like you think you're the only decent driver on the road."
"Maybe, but I am. Amazing kisser. Dangerously amazing. Your panties would, like, disintegrate, I'm such an awesome kisser.
Tags: kissing
Indeed. Oh, and Fal?”
“Yeah?”
“Get laid, while you’re up there, won’t you?”
“Oh, God.”
“Seriously. Your hymen’s going to grow back, it’s been so long. Have a fling. It might lighten you up.”
“Goodbye, Rache.”
Meg Maguire, The Reluctant Nude
Tags: funny virginity-recaptured
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