I've been accused of vulgarity. I say that's bullshit.
Mel BrooksTags: humor profanity bullshit vulgarity shit
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.
Mel BrooksLook, I really don't want to wax philosophic, but I will say that if you're alive, you've got to flap your arms and legs, you got to jump around a lot, you got to make a lot of noise, because life is the very opposite of death. And therefore, as I see it, if you're quiet, you're not living. You've got to be noisy, or at least your thoughts should be noisy, colorful and lively.
Mel BrooksI have always been a huge admirer of my own work. I'm one of the funniest and most entertaining writers I know.
Mel BrooksIf presidents can't do it to their wives, they do it to their country.
Mel BrooksHope for the Best. Expect the worst. Life is a play. We're unrehearsed.
Mel BrooksLook at Jewish history. Unrelieved lamenting would be intolerable. So for every ten Jews beating their breasts, God designated one to be crazy and amuse the breast-beaters. By the time I was five I knew I was that one.
Mel BrooksMy mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives.
Mel BrooksThey make us live in the crap, and now they're taking the crap away? No!
Mel BrooksHumor is just another defense against the
universe.
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