Licorice is the liver of candy.

Michael O'Donoghue

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TEACHER
Let us begin. Repeat after me. I would like --

STUDENT
I wud like --

TEACHER
To feed your fingertips --

STUDENT
To feed yur fingerteeps --

TEACHER
To the wolverines.

Michael O'Donoghue

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TEACHER
Next. I am afraid --

STUDENT
I em afred --

TEACHER
We are out --

STUDENT
Wee are out --

TEACHER
Of badgers.

STUDENT
Of badjurs.

TEACHER
Would you accept --

STUDENT
Wud you accept --

TEACHER
A wolverine --

STUDENT
A wolver-eene --

TEACHER
In its place?

Michael O'Donoghue

Tags: absurd

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TEACHER
Next. Hey, Ned exclaimed --

STUDENT
Ey, Ned asclaimed --

TEACHER
Let's boil --

STUDENT
Let's boil --

TEACHER
The wolverines.

Michael O'Donoghue

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