As long as there are things and idiots, idiots will break things.

Mykle Hansen

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We've tried to live in balance with nature long enough. This time nature went too far. As soon as you and your fiance are safely out of here, I'm calling in an air strike to napalm this whole forest.

Mykle Hansen

Tags: nature

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If I was a worrier I'd worry, but not being a worrier I'm just sort of confused and pissed off.

Mykle Hansen

Tags: worry

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Some managers hire people they're excited to work with. I prefer to hire people I'm excited to dominate.

Mykle Hansen

Tags: work

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But three cheers for Alaska, they've got 24-hour hot fucking bear delivery.
Note to self: Nuke Alaska.

Mykle Hansen

Tags: alaska bears

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