They say that a few minutes each day of petting your dog can raise your serotonin levels.

Neil S. Plakcy

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On my way to the parking lot, in quick succession, I saw students wearing t-shirts which read, “Save the whales. Collect the whole set,” “Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now,” and “Half the people you know are below average.” Typical for the Eastern student body.

Neil S. Plakcy

Tags: humor funny-humor



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If a tree falls in the forest and kills your ex-wife, what do you do with the lumber?

Neil S. Plakcy

Tags: humor divorce



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