The Old Testament is actually pretty raunchy. You might enjoy it.

Nicki Elson

Tags: humor bible



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I asked my interior designer to give me something appropriate for defiling virgins.

Nicki Elson

Tags: humor sex



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I know every guy here, and they’re all pretty much jerks.

Nicki Elson

Tags: humor romance



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C’mon good girl, be bad.

Nicki Elson

Tags: sex temptation seduction



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You’re supposed to pinch yourself – not the one you’re dreaming about.

Nicki Elson

Tags: humor romance sarcasm



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I’m not sitting back here with another dude while there are two perfectly doable females in the car.

Nicki Elson

Tags: humor sex sarcasm



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She was starting to think that it might be fun to be in control of the universe.

Nicki Elson

Tags: philosophical peer-pressure marijuana



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It was simply a matter of asking him to remove the tie from his head before he made love to her.

Nicki Elson

Tags: humor sex



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Was she on some sort of Candid Camera version of This is Your Sucky Love Life?

Nicki Elson

Tags: humor love romance sarcasm



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Well, a lot’s happened since I last showered.

Nicki Elson

Tags: humor hygiene



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