The codfish lays ten thousand eggs.
The homely hen lays one.
Codfish never cackles to tell you what she has done.
And so we scorn the codfish,
while the humble hen we prize,
which only goes to show you that it pays to advertise!
Tags: advertising poetry-quotes humour-quote
A bug lies in quiet repose;
when he passed no one knows.
Did he suffer, was he pained?
Before he died, was knowledge gained?
Were all life’s pressures much too great.To put upon so small a weight?
Although not one for pessimism,
I think he died of journalism!
Tags: journalism humorous-quotations
Its an arrogant conceit of humans to think that they can "give" justice in whatever capacity. Karma would boomerang sooner or later and you are not required to meddle with it. Laws don't ensure justice but ensures fear of punishment in men much like religion instills fear of God.
Nikhil ShardaTags: inspirational philosophy-of-people
I don't categorize things merely to simplify my understanding. I'd rather delve into the process of unlearning.
Nikhil ShardaTags: philosophical-musings learning-process categorization
There just seems to be too much violence everywhere, even the news can't help break now and then on TV
Nikhil ShardaTags: news violence show-business tv
I said never mix business with pleasure. They said it was a pleasure doing business with me.
Nikhil ShardaTags: bullshit puns humourous satire-write
People shouldn't say one thing if they really mean the other. That's my problem with people, they say something without thinking about it. Without having experienced the opposites. I've been there, I've been everywhere. I tread the path of adventure, and the path was paved with gold, and every little detour was filled with joyous surprises. But then you get to the end, and the fates reveal your truth. One truth. The one truth.
Nikhil ShardaContrary to popular belief, people always say "It was a pleasure doing business with you". It is the only thing that has stayed with me after an assignment. Always mix business with pleasure. That is a secret they don't want you to know. BUT never mix pleasure with business. Then you might just end up in a divorce.
Nikhil ShardaTags: writing-craft humour-quote
How I feel is inconsequential to all that I have stopped feeling for.
Nikhil ShardaTags: life-experience
I would rather trust a person than a crowd.
Nikhil ShardaTags: writing-from-the-heart truth-of-life
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