She was crushed by society like a mosquito fending for its unborn young

Owen Jones

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We are like the RCMP, we are Mountees and we always get our man to come, just not always quietly.

Owen Jones

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We bar girls don't cheat on wives, we are just the rope that cheating husbands hang themselves with.

Owen Jones

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Do you know this place, Lek?" he shouted in her ear. “Stop. Stop here. I want to go shopping." He didn't. He wanted to look for a bar, but he knew the word 'shopping' had more stopping power than the word 'bar' – the word 'shopping' was the verbal equivalent of a 44 Magnum.

Owen Jones

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May you always look as beautiful as this last time I saw you.

Owen Jones

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A stack overflow error caused cabin fever and the reset button was Pattaya.

Owen Jones

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