I've buried a lot of my laundry in the back yard.
Phyllis DillerTags: housekeeping laundry
Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home.
Phyllis DillerTags: parenting
Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
Phyllis DillerWomen want men, careers, money, children, friends, luxury, comfort, independence, freedom, respect, love, and a three-dollar pantyhose that won't run.
Phyllis DillerI want my children to have all the things I couldn’t afford. Then I want to move in with them.
Phyllis DillerCleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shoveling the sidewalk before it stops snowing.
Phyllis DillerTags: children housekeeping
Housework won't kill you, but then again, why take the chance?
Phyllis DillerA smile is a curve that sets everything straight.
Phyllis DillerTags: humor
We spend the first 12 months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next 12 months teaching them to sit down and shut up.
Phyllis DillerMy recipe for dealing with anger and frustration: set the kitchen timer for twenty minutes, cry, rant, and rave, and at the sound of the bell, simmer down and go about business as usual.
Phyllis DillerTags: philosophy-of-life
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