Quentin Crisp (to handsome young man on the street): "What's the matter, sexy? Don't you like dehydrated fruit?
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However low a man sinks he never reaches the level of the police.
Quentin CrispI like living in one room and have never known what people do with the room they are not in.
Quentin CrispIt's been agony but I couldn't have done it any other way.
Quentin CrispMuddled syntax is the outward and audible sign of confused minds, and the misuse of grammar the result of illogical thinking.
Quentin CrispNever keep up with the Joneses. Drag them down to your level. It's cheaper.
Quentin CrispThe young always have the same problem - how to rebel and conform at the same time. They have now solved this by defying their parents and copying one another.
Quentin CrispFashion is what you adopt when you don't know who you are.
Quentin CrispTreat all disasters as if they were trivialities but never treat a triviality as if it were a disaster.
Quentin CrispWhen I told the people of Northern Ireland that I was an atheist, a woman in the audience stood up and said, 'Yes, but is it the God of the Catholics or the God of the Protestants in whom you don't believe?
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