I never met anybody who said when they were a kid, "I wanna grow up and be a critic.

Richard Pryor

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I believe the ability to think is blessed. If you can think about a situation, you can deal with it. The big struggle is to keep your head clear enough to think.

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Crosses only scare vampires away because they're allergic to bullshit.

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The reason people use a crucifix against vampires is because vampires are allergic to bullshit.

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What I'm saying might be profane, but it's also profound.

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The reason people use a crucifix against vampires is that vampires are allergic to bull shit.

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Who you gonna believe, bitch? Me? or your lying eyes?

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But thoughts don't care about truth and shit. They sit up in your mind and fuck with you whenever.

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*kiss*

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Do you know how you felt when you would lean all the way back in a chair, and just before you were about to tip over, at the very last second, you'd catch yourself ? That's how I feel all the time.

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