Step up to red alert."
Sir, are you absolutely sure? It does mean changing the bulb."
- Rimmer

Rob Grant

Tags: humour science-fiction sf red-dwarf

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Rome was buzzing. Quite literally. Absolutely everyone had a mobile phone, and absolutely everybody was calling absolutely everybody else absolutely all the time. I wondered if there were some law making them compulsory. Frighteningly, it's possible, these days. I swear I saw a street beggar stop and take a call on his cellular. I even heard a trill from a baby carriage, but it turned out to be a toy mobile phone. They start dickhead training early in Italy.

Rob Grant

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What's it like?"
"Death? It's like being on holiday with a group of Germans.

Rob Grant

Tags: humor death germans red-dwarf

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