Women are like bars of soap. After a while they lose their freshness, become worn and a bit hairy.
Robert BlackTags: women humour the-control-sickness
The best thing I can tell you about girls is that it is not so much how they see us, it is more how they see us seeing them. That is the secret, the essence.
Robert BlackTags: koman the-fake-celebrity-in-china
Gay people represent art. Start allowing gay people to be beaten in the street then you allow art to be beaten in the street. History has taught us where that leads.
Robert BlackTags: russia putin gay-people
Most of my girlfriends are sent by the Devil and seem genuinely bemused when I do not succumb to their powers.
Robert BlackTags: devil girlfriends
Any respectable alcoholic, worth his salt, should wish to wake up dead.
Robert BlackTags: booze robert-black
Happiness is, waking up without a hangover.
Robert BlackWriters should cut as close to the vein as possible. The readers don't want to be covered in your warm sticky blood, but they want to come as close to it as possible.
Robert BlackTags: writers blood veins suffering-artists
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