I should of known he was married. I mean, nobody that young is THAT bald unless he's got a wife at home.

Robert Lynn Asprin


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When things are at their blackest, I say to myself, 'Cheer up, things could be worse.' And sure enough, they get worse.

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In times of crisis, it is of the utmost importance that one does not lose her head.
Marie Antoinette

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I am not a slow writer, I am not a fast writer . . . I am a half-fast writer.

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Don't pick up hitchhikers!"- D. Adams

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Numerical superiority is of no consequence. In battle, victory will go to the best tactician."- G. A. Custer

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To function efficiently, any group of people or employees must have faith in their leader."- Capt. Bligh(ret.)

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Diplomacy is the delicate weapon of the civilized warrior."- Hun, A. T.

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When old friends get together, everything else fades to insignificance."- War, Famine, Pestilence, and Death

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We've got an unbeatable team."- Sauron

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