Awesome. I was a jealous lunatic...and I wasn't alone. Touchdown!

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All I could think about was throwing something at her— something made of glass. Or spikes. Or a viral disease. They really should invent Herpes In A Jar for moments like these

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The neck massage: signature move of a Professional Boyfriend.

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Guys don't know the power we hold over them with the right tint of lip gloss.

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Tags: girl-power

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Men are scumbags until they prove they're women.

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Tags: humour feminist

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Kiss the scumbag!

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