I believe when life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade...and try to find someone whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.

Ron White

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Barbara was actually Jeff Foxworthy's interior designer when we first met. So, not only was Jeff responsible for my success in my career, he also introduced me to the woman who I'm going to spend the rest of my life with, which, I think, makes us even.

Ron White


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You can't fix stupid!

Ron White

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They call me Tater Salad

Ron White


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We have hearing aids in order to fix our ears. We have lasik surgery in order to fix our eyes. People ... you can't fix stupid!

Ron White


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When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Then find someone who's life is givin' them vodka and have a party!

Ron White

Tags: humor inspirational funny party



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I had the right to remain silent... but I didn't have the ability.

Ron White

Tags: humor humour self-knowledge



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I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.

Ron White

Tags: humor



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