Being a Viking's guarian angel is hard work...
Sandra HillOh, please, spare me the male ego. I'm not repulsed by sex, and I can reach an orgasm as well as any woman. After all, there are fifty-seven erotic points on a woman's body. If a man can't find one of them, he needs a flashlight and a sex manual.
Sandra HillHe stared at her breasts incredulously, but not with lust. "For the love of Freya! You wear Ruby's strange undergarment. Lingerie, methinks she named it."
"This is not my mother's bra." Rain clamped her jaw shut defiantly, then demanded to know, "How did you ever see my mother's underwear?
Times like this were special. Memory builders. When something extraordinary happened to a person the
kind of things remembered forever after it didn't have to be a life-changing event like a graduation or
marriage or birth of a child. It more often was the small things. The sheer joy of summer sunlight on a
fragrant flower. The giggle of a toddler. The brush of a lover's fingertips. And the person marks the
moment with the flashing insight thinking... This is special. I should remember this
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Her snooch got all warm
Sandra HillYou doan go diggin' for gold in an outhouse.
Sandra HillTags: humor love dating life-lessons
Thanks a bunch, brother. Remind me to thank you with a fist in your fool face.
Sandra HillTags: thank-you
In the window were displayed the covers of several pornographic videos.
“The Story of O-Positive,” Armod said aloud. “I don’t understand. Is that like HIV positive?”
“Idiot,” Mordr said, slapping Armod lightly upside the head.
“Ah, but I am in the mood for good literature,” Ivak said with a grin. “How about these? A Tale of Two Vampyres. The Stakes of Wrath. Or that one.” He pointed to the left. “Great Neckspectations.”
“I still don’t understand.” Armod was frowning, although his white skin did color when he craned his head from side to side and realized what one of the pictures depicted.
“Now me, I always did like a good classic mystery movie,” Sigurd added, also grinning. “A Tomb with a View.”
Vikar worried that they were embarrassing Alex, but then she said, “My favorite is Vlad Really Did Impale Her.”
His brothers glanced at him, then Alex, and burst out laughing.
“Mayhap I will not kill her after all,” Mordr declared, giving Alex a wink that did not sit well with Vikar. Not one bit.
“Can we buy some?” Armod asked.
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