Biological clock? I don't even own a watch.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck chlamydia?

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They write songs about California girls for a reason.

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Dad? Um, listen. I have kind of a crazy story for you....

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Sometimes you don't need lightning to start a fire. Sometimes, it builds on its own.

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I wonder-maybe the key is balance. Maybe it's about living in the moment while still keeping your eye on the big picture-on all the pictures.

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Yup, believe it: I was born on March 28, yet my name is April.

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Just because a relationship ends, it doesn't mean it's not worth having.

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You don't just decide to have sex because you feel like having sex. You decide to have sex once you realize you're in love with someone and want to express that love physically.

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She said people found running to something easier than running from something.

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