I got manicure and pedicure supplies, fat ass snacks that are so decadent they’ll wipe out any depressing thought you’ve ever had.” She winked with a slight smile. “And if that don’t work, I got us enough fuzzy navel fixings to have us singing old show tunes and wiggling our asses until the Fourth of July.

Sherri Desbois


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Trev, remember when I told you about the one thing I missed from my life before I met you?”
Kegan dropped his forearms onto his bent knees, leaned his forehead on them.
“You just met her.

Sherri Desbois


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Since the Gods of hangovers ignore you I hope the Deities of STD’s bestow you with rotten crotch.

Sherri Desbois


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Hope was like frogs praying for wings so they didn’t bump their asses when they hopped. But there weren’t any flying fucking frogs!

Sherri Desbois


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Hope was like frogs praying for wings so they didn't bump their asses when they hopped

Sherri Desbois

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