A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
Steve MartinI believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.
Steve MartinTags: humor prostitution sex
I would assign every lie a color: yellow when they were innocent, pale blue when they sailed over you like the sky, red because I knew they drew blood. And then there was the black lie. That's the worst of all. A black lie was when I told you the truth.
Steve MartinWe've had some fun tonight...considering we're all gonna die someday.
Steve MartinAnyway, seeking work is a tad difficult given the poor design of the streets with their prohibitive curbs and driveways that don't quite line up.
Steve MartinIt's pain that changes our lives.
Steve Martin... you're nuts but you're welcome here.
Steve MartinI like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks.
Steve MartinTags: humor
Boy, those French! They have a different word for everything.
Steve MartinI gave my cat a bath the other day...they love it. He sat there, he enjoyed it, it was fun for me. The fur would stick to my tongue, but other than that...
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