Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
Steven WrightTags: humor-hawaii
Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.
Steven WrightEverywhere is walking distance if you have the time.
Steven WrightTags: humor perspective walking
If it's a penny for your thoughts and you put in your two cents worth, then someone, somewhere is making a penny.
Steven WrightTags: humor
If God dropped acid, would he see people?
Steven WrightTags: humor-god-acid
There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.
Steven WrightI put tape on the mirrors in my house so I don't accidentally walk through into another dimension.
Steven WrightLast night somebody broke into my apartment and replaced everything with exact duplicates... When I pointed it out to my roommate, he said, "Do I know you?
Steven WrightTags: humor
I was reading the dictionary. I thought it was a poem about everything.
Steven WrightTags: humor-reading-poem
I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.
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