Daryl Dixon: [to Andrea] Shoot me again? You best pray I'm dead.

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Rick to Herschel: My wife is pregnant. That is either a gift here, or a death sentence out there.

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Miguel: Merle? What kind of hick name is that? I wouldn't name my dog Merle.

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Rick Grimes: Where'd you find everyone?
Daryl Dixon: Well, those guys' tail lights zigzagging all over the road - figured he had to be Asian, driving like that.
Glenn: [chuckles] Good one.

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Rick Grimes: [Jimmy reaches for a rifle; Rick takes it from him] You ever fire one before?
Jimmy: Well, if I'm going out I want one.
Daryl Dixon: Yeah, and people in hell want Slurpees.

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Daryl Dixon: You got some balls for a Chinaman.
Glenn: I'm Korean.
Daryl Dixon: Whatever.

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Daryl Dixon: [about Merle] Toughest asshole I ever met, my brother. Feed him a hammer, he'd crap out nails.

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