Then he kissed me with days' worth of pent-up longing.

Tracy Brogan

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Being surrounded by the people you loved is what made life... well, life.

Tracy Brogan

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Panty Melter: an exceedingly rare species of man blessed with so many desirable attributes he effortlessly gains access into a girl's panties.

Tracy Brogan

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Don't worry, darling. These things happen. Des will understand. Did you at least remember to stroke his eagle? "What?" I gasped. His eagle. You know how much men like to talk about themselves. "Ego", Fontaine said, interpreting.

Tracy Brogan

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Apparently while I was reading
The Complete Idiot’s Guide to Dating, he’d read The Guide to Dating a Complete Idiot.

Tracy Brogan

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