Santa Claus has the right idea: visit people once a year

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He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.

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Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.

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The difference between a violin and a viola is that a viola burns longer.

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The shortest distance between two people is a smile.

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I only know two pieces; one is 'Clair de Lune' and the other one isn't.

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I'd like to thank my parents for making this night possible. And my children for making it necessary.

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(Referring to the piano's natural shape) Isn't it a shame when those big fat opera singers lean against the pianos and bend them?

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Humor is something that thrives between man's aspirations and his limitations. There is more logic in humor than in anything else. Because, you see, humor is truth.

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(Responding to a sneeze from the audience) Who exploded?

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