I miss you when you’re not around,’ he said. ‘I can’t sleep when you’re not next to me, and I worry a lot about what you’re up to.
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I didn't care for the energy of the place—too many people and too much cigarette smoke—so I ventured instead near the lobby and the shops. At first I was a little intimidated by all the designer labels, but after a while I ventured into Dolce
Victoria LaurieAnd I was fairly certain that my strong-enough-for-King-Kong-but-made-for-a-woman deodorant had utterly failed. --Doom with a View
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I had one word for him, and it started with an "ass" and ended in "hole.
Victoria LaurieWhat kind of a man thinks it's appropriate to give his soon- to-be bride a lethal weapon for a wedding present?
Victoria LaurieMy motto is: When in doubt, just keep lying. Even if you're terrible at it.
Victoria LaurieI'm not quite sure which scout troop Heath belonged to, but it certainly wasn't the "I will totally honor my previous promise of no hanky-panky in the shower" troop.
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I’d even had business cards made up reading, ABIGAIL COOPER, P.I. with teeny-weeny little letters underneath in parentheses spelling out PSYCHIC INTUITIVE. Most people think I’m trying to be clever. The truth is, I’m a chickenshit.
Victoria LaurieMy sister the booty police.
Victoria LaurieYou’ve missed a lot of things. But mostly I think you’ve missed several opportunities to leave. Let me assist you to the door so that you won’t miss this next one.
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