It is funnier to bend things than to break them.
W.C. FieldsI am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.
W.C. FieldsI cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.
W.C. FieldsTags: humor food cooking drinking wine
What contemptible scoundrel stole the cork from my lunch?
W.C. FieldsI always keep some whiskey handy in case I see a snake...which I also keep handy.
W.C. FieldsA rich man is nothing but a poor man with money
W.C. FieldsFell in love with a beautiful blonde once. Drove me to drink. And I never had the decency to thank her.
W.C. FieldsTags: drinking
Take me down to the bar! We'll drink breakfast together!
W.C. FieldsAin't fit for man nor beast
W.C. FieldsHell, I never vote for anybody, I always vote against.
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