fMr. Oswald places the telescope on the desk in front of us. "This," he says proudly, "Is a Broadhurst. It was the most powerful telescope for backyard veiwing in its day."
Which was when?" Lizzy asks.
The nineteen thirties," he replies. "Isn't it a beauty? On a clear night, you could see the whole entire solar system with this one."
Unable to stop myself, I blurt out, "My very energetic mother just served us nine pizzas."
Lizzy gawks at me like I have two heads. "He's lost it; he's finally lost it. I knew this day would come."
Mr. Ozwald chuckles. "Jeremy has just given us a mnemonic device for remembering the order of the planets.
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Everyone thinks I named my cat Mango because of his orange eyes, but that's not the case. I named him Mango because the sounds of his purrs and his wheezes and his meows are all various shades of yellow-orange.
Wendy MassMaybe some things aren't meant to be known. maybe there just meant to be accepted.
Wendy MassTags: inspirational
It's not an old book, or a treasure map. Nope. Staring up at me was a pile of rocks.
Wendy MassTags: life meaning rocks jeremy-fink
You take the flotsam," I tell her, "I'll take the jetsam."
You always get the jetsam,"she says pretending to pout. "Do you ever think if poeple heard our conversations they'd lock us up?"
All the time.
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Do you ever think if people heard our conversations they'd lock us up?"
All the time.
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A wise man once remarked that we can count how many seeds are in the apple, but not how many apples are in the seed.
Wendy MassSo softly Lizzy has to lean over to hear me, I say, 'I can't face the world until I know why I'm here.'
You're kidding me.'
I shake my head vehemently. 'No. I need to figure out my purpose. Until I do, what's the use of getting up?
Life is short, have dessert first.
Wendy MassLife is short...eat desert first.
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