Just when you're beginning to think pretty well of people, you run across somebody who puts sugar on sliced tomatoes.

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All modern men are descended from wormlike creatures, but it shows more on some people.

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Unfortunately, this world is full of people who are ready to think the worst when they see a man sneaking out of the wrong bedroom in the middle of the night.

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Armadillos make affectionate pets, if you need affection that much.

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A hermit is simply a person to whom civilization has failed to adjust itself.

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We all make mistakes, but intelligence enables us to do it on purpose.

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The pre-frontal region of the Peking man resembles that found in some parts of the Middle West.

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The stork is voiceless because there is really nothing to say.

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As llamas have never heard of oxygen, they do not miss it.

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A few alligators are naturally of the vicious type and inclined to resent it when you prod them with a stick. You can find out which ones these are by prodding them.

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