Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.
Woody AllenMy one regret in life is that I am not someone else.
Woody AllenTags: life
To you, I'm an atheist.
To God, I'm the loyal opposition.
It's a match made in heaven...by a retarded angel.
Woody AllenTags: absurd
Please forgive me. My pedicurist had a stroke. She fell forward onto the orange stick and plunged it into my toe.
It required bandaging.
Tags: absurd
A deranged person is supposed to have the strength of ten men.
I have the strength of one small boy... with polio.
Tags: absurd
I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose.
Woody AllenEighty percent of success is showing up.
Woody AllenTags: success
I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer.
Woody AllenBisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
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