Dear Lord,” began Randy, who paused for long enough that Tristan sneaked an eye open to look at him. His saw his mother’s cheek twitch with what he thought might be apprehension. “We are so grateful to be gathered here today with our family, and the family of our brother’s homosexual boyfriend, and our new little goth friend who has a gay dad, whatever the heck that is all about. We’d like to say we’re grateful this year for condoms, lube, and Ellen Degeneres, and for those guys on Queer Eye…”
Randall Evan Phillips!” his mother shouted.
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Maybe she was a little dark but she sort of sparkled with it.
Jacob about Muse
That was Genus Homo, species Whowantstofuckus, subspecies Headup Hisassia. Let us move on to the cages with the interesting animals.
Jacob to Ben describing JT
Damn straight" said Connor. " So yeah, I look at you and I could suck start a leaf blower, or drill a Kevin-shaped body hole into the wall, like a cartoon.
Z.A. MaxfieldTags: humour m-m-romance mystery-suspense
It’s like I have no idea who I am anymore,” said Tristan. “Who the hell was that?”
“I don’t know, but he’s like…the porn fairy…and I’m not letting him get away.
I'm so sorry," said Kevin. "So selfish. I'm actually totally selfish, but I've been trying to cut back.
Z.A. MaxfieldTags: humor
Tristan started the car, pulling carefully out onto the street now that the snow had begun to fall.
"You seemed so happy this last quarter," P.K. prompted.
"I was. I fell in love."
"And?"
"It didn't work out--isn't working out." Tristan shook his head. "I'm not ready."
"Ah," said P.K. They drove the rest of the way in silence. Tristan thought then that he was lucky; Jonathon and Daniel didn't know how to value a silence, but P.K. made it comfortable. He was glad he was here with P.K. and not alone in the unbearable silence of snow.
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I think it's romantic," she said mostly to Edward. "Cursed to live their lives in the shadows, to be together only under the cover of darkness... hiding their love from the sunlight."
"They're gay, honey," said Emma, "not vampires.
I could lose my uterus and appendix today and miss my appendix more." - Kate
Z.A. MaxfieldBut first, I want the pleasure of telling you that you are fired. I fire you. I fire you and all your relatives. I fire your ancestors and your descendants. I fire the very air you breathe and the ground you walk upon.
Z.A. MaxfieldTags: humor
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