18 is like two snoozes back to back, or the birthday of two clones, blindfolded, standing back to back.

“It’s your ass on the line. Grab it thinly.”

“A brick could be used to help you become the next Great American Novelist. Hope…”

“A brick could be placed in the center of a silver platter, surrounded by leafy …”

“A brick could be used as a trophy at your company’s annual award ceremony. It’s…”