18 rules for not getting caught. 1-17: don’t tell anybody. #18: not even your clone.

“Sharks are so stupid. They swam right up to the boat, and they couldn’t even te…”

“I am the alligator of love. But I’d make better boots than a lover.”

“To get a step up in the world, you could use a ladder, or you could use your co…”

“Dream dialogue: 
-Don’t cry. I, too, know what it’s like to be different.
-But …”