2001 was a great year. It was the first year I declared myself the “Man of the Century.

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“Issues need to be addressed. So do boxes of bricks that need to be mailed. Make…”

“A brick could be used to help you become the next Great American Novelist. Hope…”

“Tickets are 40 bucks at the window, and 190 bucks if you actually go through th…”