2001 was a great year. It was the first year I declared myself the “Man of the Century.

“Some things change, and some things stay the same. The things that change are t…”

“A brick could be used in a manner most secret. But Shh! I can't tell you. What …”

“If I had a clone, I could list myself as a character reference.”

“If one unlabeled bottle holds nonfat milk, what does the second unlabeled bottl…”