4 am—if I’m ever up that early, it’s because I’m up that late.

“In Jacksonville, there are more childrenless children than fatherless children.…”

“If love were a color, it’d be transparent, like all women’s clothing should be.”

“There’s fool’s gold—pyrite—and then there’s fool’s gold—gold owned by idiots wi…”

“I often wonder about lifetime warranties. The lifetime of whom or what? A fly t…”