4:00 am—it’s not too early to drink wine, it’s too late. Too late by seven minutes.


“I always say “I couldn’t agree more,” even if I wholeheartedly disagree, becaus…”

“His shelf. Good. Noodle dust. Decaying brain collecting dust. Must insert it ba…”

“I’m hungry to win. I should enter a hotdog eating contest.”

“At Starbucks I like ordering a “Tall venti in a grande cup.” That’s basically m…”