50 bucks sounds fair to me. Especially since I’m not doing anything to earn it.

“I've eaten cat food before. Of course, the menu listed it as "Chicken Lo Mein.”

“I postulate that there is something stickier than semen. That substance is love.”

“A brick could be used to teach men how to dance, by learning balance. But a bla…”

“I park my car in the parking spot right next to the parking spot my bed is in, …”