99% of the population is afraid of public speaking, and of the remaining 1%, 99% of them have nothing original and interesting to say.

“2021—will it be a good year, or will it be just another two consecutive numbers?”

“You shit sheep shapes, and I shit wolves as brown as bark. It’s all politics.”

“On savings: A dollar here, a dollar there. Over time, it adds up to two dollars…”

“I need a Caution: Slippery When Wet sign, because I just spilled my ego all ove…”